This viral video promoting a new X-Box dancing game is nicely done and very funny. But I think it also illustrates quite dramatically, if probably unintentionally, what metrosexuality can mean. Although of course it’s played for giggles, the story of the male Kylie obsessive having his legs waxed and painstakingly… Read More »Anyone Can Be Kylie Now
As if the tarty Armani poster of Rafael Nadal offering his arse to the world wasn’t slutty enough. Along comes the sporno video. The tennis ace is being shoved up against the (unplastered) wall and then thrown down and hammered on the builder’s bench. Twice. By the camera. Which chops up… Read More »Nadal Hammered Into Sexy, Slippery Pieces by Armani
Or is Tom of Finland a Situation fan? Compare these two pictures, one of a cartoonish mid-Twentieth gay porn fantasy swaggering/sashaying with his tits out down the street, the other of Mikey Sorrentino, cartoonish star of the MTV hit reality show Jersey Shore, swaggering/sashaying with his tits out down the… Read More »Is The Situation a Tom of Finland Fan?
Last week I found myself chatting between sets, as you do, to a young, buff, absurdly attractive straight lad in a gym in the North East of England. He told me wanted to move to Miami. Why Miami? I asked. “I wanna be in Jersey Shore!” he said, (which, confusingly,… Read More »The North East Has a Situation: Geordie Shore
From ‘Vanity thy name is man‘, by Mayenne Carmona at PhilStar.com: Every time I come out with an article about new beauty procedures or products, half of my callers are male friends. These metrosexuals have no qualms about going to doctors and beauty salons to maintain their looks. They know… Read More »Much-Desired Liposuction & Guy Brows