By Mark Simpson (Guardian CIF 15 October, 2007) For the sake of the Planet, Al, don’t do it! Al Gore, former Next President of the United States, Inventor of the Internet, Saviour of the World, PowerPoint Presenter Extraordinaire – and now Nobel Peace Prize Winner – is rumoured to be… Read More »Al Gore’s Prize-Winning Pompous Ass-ity
Mark Simpson on the MEphone (Arena Hommes Plus, Winter 2007) Imagine the perfect relationship. Imagine a relationship so perfect that it will be the only one you need. One that is better and cooler and smarter than all the rest. A relationship that will make you the envy of your… Read More »You & Your iPhone: The Perfect Relationship?
By Mark Simpson (The London Times, 10 October 2007 ) Ah, rugby. A man’s game. Played by real men. Big hairy men. With big chins. Nothing metrosexual about rugger buggers. At all. Such a welcome respite from all that David Beckham, Frank Lampard love-me, love-my-shaved-pectorals stuff! Wrong. So wrong. For… Read More »Will Sporno Win the Rugby World Cup?
The USAF’s infamous ‘Gay Bomb’ has won an illustrious gong at this year’s prestigious Ig Nobel Awards. Here’s the piece I wrote about it for the Guardian earlier this year: Armed & Amorous – America’s ‘Gay Bomb’
Get ready for the Men on a Mission calendar: 12 topless, buffed, young, male Mormons keen to show you the beauty of God’s creation. By Mark Simpson (Guardian, 20 Sept 2007) ‘As a sodomite, being knocked up by Mormon missionaries isn’t always an experience I look forward to. I don’t… Read More »The Topless Apostles