Throwing My Arms Around Paris

Morrissey’s Seven Inch Plastic Strap-On

by Mark Simpson
February 18, 2009December 28, 2020

There’s a naked man standing laughing in your dreams.You know who it is, but you don’t like what it means. A number of people have forwarded Morrissey’s pubes to me. (For which, many thanks.) I thought I could get away with not discussing the Moz minge, but this Red Hot… Read More »Morrissey’s Seven Inch Plastic Strap-On

Morrissey Throwing His Lallies Around Paree

by Mark Simpson
January 22, 2009January 24, 2021

‘Only stone and steel accept my love…’ Or can handle it. ‘Throwing My Arms Around Paris’ is the swooning new single from the (Moz-cara wearing) old groaner, full of his curiously uplifting despair throwing its empty arms around… his audience again. The perfect companion piece to last year’s bottom-spanking ‘All… Read More »Morrissey Throwing His Lallies Around Paree

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