In honour of this week’s launch of the new Bond movie ‘Casino Royale’, starring Daniel Craig as the new, pumped, shaved, very tight-shirted blond Bond – he may be a secret agent but Craig’s pecs have very publicly outed his metrosexuality – here’s a breakdown of the different Bonds according to their… Read More »Scoring The Gayness, Bondness & Shagability of the 007s
Hell is other people’s crumbs in your margarine FLATSHARE OFFERED: Easygoing bloke with GSOH seeks business traveller who needs place to keep spare toothbrush. No pets, no friends, no conversation. Paranoid introverts who keep themselves to themselves and are invisible welcome. Rent dependent on how much oxygen you use. Rooming… Read More »Single White Misanthrope
Why God gave (most) men backbones longer than their penis Once upon a time, becoming a rock star was the only way a young male could be assured of getting free blowjobs from females. This, not private jets or yachts or tax havens or leather trousers is the reason so… Read More »Slick Willy – A Bite-Sized History of Fellatio
In the Seventies advertising was doing its best to swallow Western manhood whole, but it just wasn’t up to the job. It couldn’t quite suppress its gag reflex. Or ours. Men’s advertising was almost universally a joke and an hilariously camp one at that that. It wasn’t until some way… Read More »‘Smooth Operator’ by Richard Jarman
The new blond Bond has a lot in common with the brunette original – precisely for the reasons he’s been bashed, says Mark Simpson (Out, November, 2006) BOND IS BLOND! He’s smooth! He works out! He doesn’t have any eyebrows! He kissed a guy! Ever since English actor Daniel Craig was… Read More »James Bond Comes Out