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I Spy an M-Way Onanist

Mark Simpson on the motorway drivers we all love to hate Statistically the safest roads to drive on, there’s nevertheless something about motorways that seems to bring out the very worst in drivers. Other drivers, that is. Never you or me, of course. Some would argue it’s because there’s no… Read More »I Spy an M-Way Onanist

Whip Me With An Xmas tree – An Invigorating Visit to the Banya

Mark Simpson visits a Russian sauna or ‘banya’ in Tallinn, Estonia and gets an eye-wateringly good seeing to. (Out magazine, Feb 2007) “You like to get beat again?” asks the gruff, naked former Red Army soldier. “I do very gently this time.” Sweating profusely, I turn my back to him and he begins… Read More »Whip Me With An Xmas tree – An Invigorating Visit to the Banya

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