metrosexual

Traditional Masculinity Has a Stroke – ‘Burly Rugby Player’ Transforms Into ‘Gay Hairdresser’

by Mark Simpson
November 9, 2011December 5, 2022

My friend Michelle, formerly the male stripper known as ‘Stud-U-Like’, alerted me to this ‘freaky’ tale of transformation reported in this week’s freaky Daily Mail with this priceless headline: ‘Burly rugby player has a stroke after freak gym accident… wakes up gay and becomes a hairdresser‘ It then teases us with a… Read More »Traditional Masculinity Has a Stroke – ‘Burly Rugby Player’ Transforms Into ‘Gay Hairdresser’

Fag-Up, America

by Mark Simpson
October 13, 2011January 7, 2013

Column by yours truly over on HuffPo about why America needs to drop the manly strap-ons and fag-up instead.

The Metrosexual is Undead

by Mark Simpson
September 6, 2011December 23, 2020

Guardian Gives Shane Warne a Kicking – For His Own Good

by Mark Simpson
August 29, 2011December 23, 2020

You may remember that a few weeks back Metrodaddy was moved to defend the new, svelte Shane Warne from a metrophobic kicking by the British press. Even though his look isn’t really working for me. It seems I may have to do it again. The Guardian — ‘the world’s leading… Read More »Guardian Gives Shane Warne a Kicking – For His Own Good

Anders Breivik: Metro-Psycho

by Mark Simpson
August 3, 2011January 21, 2021

When I first saw the images of Norwegian mass-murderer Anders Breivik, the ones he had so helpfully included in his press pack that accompanied his ‘manifesto’, two thoughts immediately popped into my net-addled head: a) They look photoshopped. Especially the soft-focus glamour one in the Lacoste jumper with the collar… Read More »Anders Breivik: Metro-Psycho

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