Charlie Brooker’s Anxious Anus

Middle class metrophobia keeps rearing its ugly, anxious head and leaving a really bad smell in the air. Maybe it's because some middle class men are happier pretending that they don't have bodies, just giant self-propelled brains (that are always right), but men's new-found desire to be desired … Continue reading

We Loved You Really, Ronaldo

By Mark Simpson (collected in Metrosexy) Cristiano Ronaldo, one of the best footballers ever to play in this country - and one of the best looking - brought out the worst in the English. He prickled you see, our ugly, mean-minded, spiteful, spitting jealousy. We were jealous of his talent, his … Continue reading