Allow me to add two hours to your life. Above are the only two good bits from Thor: Love & Thunder. You’re welcome. Chris Hemsworth seems to have been styled, airbrushed, lit – and restrained in gold chains – by Pierre et Gilles. But somehow even gayer. In fact, he’s been… Read More »Thor Blimey
The latest outing for the totally ripped Aussie God of Thunder and his big swinging hammer was quite the campest film I can recall seeing. At least that is since Guardians of the Galaxy (the first one, not the second, which was just shit). Taika Waititi’s Thor: Ragnarok is a cinematic… Read More »Thor Ragnarok is Cosmically Camp
I always used to wonder when watching gay porn in the 1990s how the deuce the models managed to get their pants over their chunky butch boots without removing them. Now of course every straight male from South London learns how to do this before they can legally drink in pubs –… Read More »Britain’s Got Tarty (& Chris Hemsworth’s Got Codpiece)
People Mag have crowned the Australian actor Chris Hemsworth as this year’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’. Hemsworth was an early – and eye-poppingly rapid – adopter of spornosexuality. If the montage below grabbed from the interweb is to be believed, Chris made the transformation from svelte soap opera metrosexual to hench… Read More »The Sexiest Man Alive is a Super Spornosexual With Big Bis & Huge Hammer