Your Dad Wasn’t a Metrosexual: But His Best Buddy Was
Mmmmm. Retrosexual masculinity. Served in a rocks glass. Effortless. Unselfconscious. Dated. It tastes just like your… dad. Unlike you, of course. You moisturize. Go to the gym. Watch what you eat. Fret about whether you’re worthy of love. Worry about… Read More »Your Dad Wasn’t a Metrosexual: But His Best Buddy Was