New Renault Clio Comes With Embarrassing Aberzombie Attack Button
(Note: the A&F pager button only works if there’s a hidden film crew.) Tip: DAKrolak
Abercrombie & Fitch
See Greek Statues Dance! (& Lip-Sync Very Badly)
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Paris Attacked By Army of Aberzombies – Surrenders Instantly
101 shirtless, hairless pairs of perfect pecs stop the traffic on Champs Elysees. All part of a shameless, highly successful ploy by Abercrombie & Fitch to draw attention to their new flagship store opening in Paris. Back in Bushy, anti-American 2007, when A&F opened their London store I wrote about… Read More »Paris Attacked By Army of Aberzombies – Surrenders Instantly
The Frattish American Wet Dream Conquering the World
By Mark Simpson (Arena Homme Plus, Spring 2007) The American Dream has turned into a nightmare. Count the shudders and the sweats in reel time: Bush. Iraq. Guantanamo Bay. Global Warming. Iran. Tom Cruise. Pop a Nytol or three with a glass of warm milk and put on The Wizard… Read More »The Frattish American Wet Dream Conquering the World