A recent study using the new-fangled science of ‘eyetracking’ to improve the readability of online pages seems to have produced, erm, prominent proof of the eye-catching power of Sporno. For men. The eye-popping graph above appeared on the Annenberg Online Journalism Review’s dignified website with the sober, explanatory rubric: ‘Although… Read More »The ‘Fascinating’ Science of Sporno: Why Men Meat-Gaze
Yesterday’s Daily Mirror, Britain’s second most popular newspaper, and supposedly the ‘progressive’ tab compared to The Sun, carried a special treat for its readers. On the front page of this family paper was a picture of hunky England cricketers Jon Lewis and Jimmy Anderson moving in for a tasty tongue sandwich. The… Read More »England’s Cricketers in Snogging Shocker!
Saint Morrissey has been published in Finland by rather tasteful, rather arty publisher Sammakko, translated by Antti Nylen. Proving that the Morrissey illness is no respecter of national boundaries St Moz has also been translated into Greek, Bulgarian and American. ‘That’s all very well,’ I hear you mutter at the back, ‘but… Read More »Saint Morrissey translated into Finnish
Mr Humphreys is no longer with us. He has been transferred to another department. One that even the cheery Grace Bros. lift – forever ‘going up!‘ – cannot reach. Comic actor John Inman, best known for his portrayal of the flamboyant shop assistant in the 1970s British sitcom ‘Are You… Read More »We Have Been Served – Mr Humphreys Hangs Up His Earthly Tape Measure
Old Spice are running an eye-wateringly spornographic wrestling TV ad for their Red Zone Hydrowash in the US. It features two buffed, cut, metro-wrestlers with really great hair and skin grappling on the mat. The ‘bottom’, held in a neck lock, comments, between fighting for air, on the ‘top’s ‘soft skin’ and how it’s… Read More »Old Spice New Sporno