This ad starring Cristiano Ronaldo flogging body exercise electrodes called SIXPAD – or SEXPAD? – has been airing UK television for some months now, but every time it comes on it still makes me gape – pardon my French. It’s both funny and disturbing, and in truth I had avoided… Read More »Ronaldo The Electronic Sex Doll
Mark Simpson sits at the feet of ‘The Bona from Verona’ Pietro Boselli, the ‘world’s sexiest maths teacher’ as he has been breathlessly dubbed by the press, is living, geometrically consistent proof that spornosexuals don’t have to be dumb. And also, that for all their self-sexualisation, spornos can be romantico.… Read More »Pietro Boselli – Spornosexual Philosopher
Mark Simpson visits Rome’s Foro Italico, home of Mussolini’s Olympic ‘gay gang-bang in Carrara marble’ Off the well-worn tourist track, on the North bank of the Tiber in the Eternal City, hidden away in the Foro Italico sports complex, is a vast, open-air shrine to the idealised male form that… Read More »Sporno Italico
Mark Simpson visits the UK’s biggest fitness expo and tries not to stare too hard. Even though staring is encouraged. (Originally appeared in The Daily Telegraph 4 August, 2016) “Would you like me to take my top off?” is the shy and retiring usual response when you ask a chap… Read More »Inside Spornosexual Pride: The BodyPower Exhibition
The Olympics in Rio are taking up the starting position, and Yorkshire-based Team GB gymnast Nile Wilson has dusted his hands with chalk and mounted his pommel horse to warm up and show off his pecs, tris, tatts, abs and obliques. Oh, and advertise Hyperflex jeans. They certainly look very flexible. Though… Read More »Gymnos Guys – Gymnastics Goes Back to Its Naked Roots