NATO brings out the big guns. And huge, pumped bazookas. Spornosexuals (and man buns) have been mobilised in the propaganda war. The North Atlantic alliance would like you to meet, like, share and follow Lasse Matberg. Model, influencer, ‘modern Viking’ and hench, hot-oiled Lieutenant in the Royal Norwegian Navy. To… Read More »Spornos Go To War
The Narcissus myth about the beautiful, doomed youth who falls for his own reflection continues to be a mainstay of this Millenium’s advertising – albeit re-written with a ‘happy ending’. For example, this Pure XS Paco Rabanne TV ad set in a kind of Big Brother bathroom, stars a young, athletic, and… Read More »Pure XS & Impure Teacakes – The Problem With ‘Objectification’
C4 recently aired a series about pro spornos – called ‘Six Pack Superstars‘. It follows young men and women ‘influencers’ and wannabes in the fitness business preparing for their competitions. Like Bromans it’s mostly about the male spornos – they are after all the ones with the spectacular bodies. Though… Read More »“Yo Bitches! Wanna Bit of That?” – Six Pack Superstars
Cristiano Ronaldo is definitely no longer the only spornosexual in the football village. Aleksander Melgalvis Andreassean, 28, ‘shredded’ defender for Norwegian soccer team Lillestrom, seems to be after the Portuguese striker’s exhibitionist crown. Earlier this week he achieved global fame by giving a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘football… Read More »Andreassean’s Bare Ass Footie Strip(Tease)
You like that, don’tcha? I can only assume that Pietro Boselli is getting career advice from an older homosexual. Which makes me very jealous. He may be a sporno star, but Pietro is far too young and far too cherubic to know who Jeff Stryker is, or the ridiculously butch… Read More »Jeff Stryker Gets Smarter (& Even More Shredded)