Maverick is back. Though of course he never went away. Since he appeared in that film back in 1986, making him one of Hollywood’s biggest box office draws, Tom Cruise remained forever Maverick for the next three decades or so. Captured like a Mayfly in director Tony Scott’s amber filters,… Read More »Top Gun Reloaded
‘Beer before wine makes you feel fine, wine before beer makes you feel queer.’ That old drinking adage may now finally have to be officially amended to wine and beer – and anything else alcoholic – in any order, make you feel queer. A recent study published in The Journal… Read More »Drunken Sodomy
According to a recent article on male image from DR, the Danish version of the BBC, ‘From Hippie to Sex Symbol‘, the 21st Century belongs to my Rocky Horror-esque creations – the Metrosexual (‘metroseksuelle’) and the Spornosexual (‘spornosexsuelle’). Although I might quibble with some of the things the article says… Read More »Danish Spornosexuality
Colonel Sanders has really upped his abs game. In a new Mother’s Day-themed KFC ad he leads a selection of prime succulents: stripped, battered and deep-fried, covered in MILFy sauciness – just begging to be eaten. ‘I LOVE you mom!’ So many baskets and buns – so little time. OK,… Read More »Hold the Baby Gravy: KFC’s Indigestible Chickendales Ad
The hilariously shouty non-PC brilliance of Windsor Davies & It Ain’t Half Hot Mum This month, the Welsh actor Windsor Davies, 88, most famous for playing the very shouty Battery Sgt Major Williams in the now unthinkably un-PC – and apparently unrepeatable – 1970s BBC TV comedy series Ain’t Half… Read More »“Never Before Have I Seen Such a Blatant Display of Poofery!!”