Of course, only verhoeven could prototype a cyborg metrosexual…this man made schwarzenegger’s jersey shore slickness into a self effacing, intellectual sufferer on mars.
But I don’t think Simpsoncop would ever let that kind of sentimentality slide.
hmm: Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening….
hmm
Mark S said:
I may never be able to be aroused by muscular acrobatics ever again.
Well, I don’t know if he’ll be able to look in the mirror anymore, then.
I’ve always thought Mark Simpson looks quite a lot like robocop, cyborgs being the more “modern” religion.
There is nothing better than receiving a good blessing from Papa and his subordinates. Maybe watching these male athletes displaying their manly muscles might inspire the Pope to go “sporno” next year by releasing their own version of the calendar.
Lainey
His face is a picture.
Mary Lynn
That’s some freaky sh*t! Even the chick in black stilettos was in on it . . . not that I noticed.
I watch rugby, swimming and gymnastics for all the wrong reasons too, and you’re right that the cameramen often don’t know – or don’t want to appear to know – where to point the camera. But now we’ve all got our big HD widescreen tellies and athletes have big HD widescreen egos, I think the ‘focus’ will change.
Actually, like Cameron listening to The Smiths, it was almost a kind of aversion therapy. I may never be able to be aroused by muscular acrobatics ever again.
I think this badass will take care of it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrXfh4hENKs
Robo walks the catwalk AND cruises for action (if you know what I mean). So there’s definite character development going on.
Now you come to mention it Robocop does look like a prequel to Zoolander. Or should that be sequel?
Yeah, go cybersexual!
Don’t forget to pose with every bullet fired (you have to see what this guy did to believe it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dp9zUVTK6g
Of course, only verhoeven could prototype a cyborg metrosexual…this man made schwarzenegger’s jersey shore slickness into a self effacing, intellectual sufferer on mars.
But I don’t think Simpsoncop would ever let that kind of sentimentality slide.
hmm: Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening….
Mark S said:
I may never be able to be aroused by muscular acrobatics ever again.
Well, I don’t know if he’ll be able to look in the mirror anymore, then.
I’ve always thought Mark Simpson looks quite a lot like robocop, cyborgs being the more “modern” religion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_AkU8wJ1ZA
There is nothing better than receiving a good blessing from Papa and his subordinates. Maybe watching these male athletes displaying their manly muscles might inspire the Pope to go “sporno” next year by releasing their own version of the calendar.
His face is a picture.
That’s some freaky sh*t! Even the chick in black stilettos was in on it . . . not that I noticed.
I’d buy all of those.
I watch rugby, swimming and gymnastics for all the wrong reasons too, and you’re right that the cameramen often don’t know – or don’t want to appear to know – where to point the camera. But now we’ve all got our big HD widescreen tellies and athletes have big HD widescreen egos, I think the ‘focus’ will change.
Actually, like Cameron listening to The Smiths, it was almost a kind of aversion therapy. I may never be able to be aroused by muscular acrobatics ever again.
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