The 'Daddy' of the Metrosexual, the Retrosexual, & spawner of the Spornosexual

Upset Stomach? Try Swallowing Several Fireman

Tell me it’s not just me.

Tell me that the admen who came up with this commercial for an antacid have been watching too much porn too.

(There’s an English version here – but it’s even more absurd when you can understand what they’re saying.)