America works itself into a mini tizzy over a recently evicted Big Brother contestant’s tarty behaviour. Is he hetero?? Is he homo?? Is he… bi?? We gotta know!!

Guys, calm down. He’s obviously, screamingly, flamingly, metro.

And like much of the young generation of male narcissists America’s consumer culture has sired, he’s an equal opportunity flirt who knows that gay boners mean instant bonus points.

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