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Spornosexual
Spornosexual Scribblings
Spornosexual Celebs
Metrosexy
MetroDaddy Speaks!
Meet The Metrosexual
Beckham the Virus
Here Come the Mirror Men: Why the Future is Metrosexual
Books
About
Contact
Press
The Onion
“He was 35yrs old with 4% body fat and a 42″ chest”
by
Mark Simpson
October 3, 2012
May 13, 2021
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