Mark Simpson visits the UK’s biggest fitness expo and tries not to stare too hard. Even though staring is encouraged. (Originally appeared in The Daily Telegraph 4 August, 2016) “Would you like me to take my top off?” is the shy and retiring usual response when you ask a chap… Read More »Inside Spornosexual Pride: The BodyPower Exhibition
The Olympics in Rio are taking up the starting position, and Yorkshire-based Team GB gymnast Nile Wilson has dusted his hands with chalk and mounted his pommel horse to warm up and show off his pecs, tris, tatts, abs and obliques. Oh, and advertise Hyperflex jeans. They certainly look very flexible. Though… Read More »Gymnos Guys – Gymnastics Goes Back to Its Naked Roots
I think I mentioned before how important a well-rounded, firm, ‘objectified’ butt was to spornosexuals. That it’s about tits and arse. Here’s a chap from Men’s Health eagerly demonstrating 39 ‘butt building exercises’. I’m guessing the 40th is the one suggested by all the others.
Mark Simpson on the shameless pumped progeny of David Beckham & Take That Good things come in pairs. Buttocks, breasts, balls, pecs, Twix – and the Harrison twins. Owen and Lewis Harrison, originally from England’s beautiful Lake District, an hour’ or so’s drive north of Manchester, are quite the attraction themselves –… Read More »Stereo Sporno – The Harrison Twins
Mark Simpson interviewed by Newsweek’s Teddy Cutler on the spornosexual movement and the leading role of Ronaldo’s pectorals in it (2/20/2016) What exactly does ‘spornosexual’ mean? The spornosexual is a man who has hammered and fashioned his own body into a hot, ripped, pumped, inked, vaguely lewd commodity at the factory… Read More »Cristiano ‘Sporno’ Ronaldo – Mark Simpson Interviewed By Newsweek