Roland Emmerich

Midway to Paradise (So Near, Yet So Far Away)

by Mark Simpson
November 20, 2019September 26, 2022

Mark Simpson finds Midway ‘dumb, numb and empty of cum’ When I went to see Roland Emmerich’s teensploitation flick Midway this week I had low expectations. In fact, they were so low I almost ran aground on the way to the multiplex. Emmerich, the director-writer responsible for blockbusters such as Independence Day,… Read More »Midway to Paradise (So Near, Yet So Far Away)

Bottoms From Outer Space

by Mark Simpson
August 21, 2009November 14, 2019

Mark Simpson on those big scary rings at the movies You might think me obsessed with men’s bottoms. And you’d be right. But if you want to know what a real bottom obsession looks like, one that makes my own heavy breathing look positively flirtatious, just visit the movies. Take… Read More »Bottoms From Outer Space

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