Went to see male strip troupe Forbidden Nights at a theatre in North East England this week – I’m a sucker for a bit of culture, me. And who could resist an evening billed as a ‘spectacle of desires, passion and excitement’ filled with ‘acrobats, fire acts, aerial artists and… Read More »Forbidden Nights Leave Ladies Short-Dicked
Colonel Sanders has really upped his abs game. In a new Mother’s Day-themed KFC ad he leads a selection of prime succulents: stripped, battered and deep-fried, covered in MILFy sauciness – just begging to be eaten. ‘I LOVE you mom!’ So many baskets and buns – so little time. OK,… Read More »Hold the Baby Gravy: KFC’s Indigestible Chickendales Ad
I like Channing Tatum. I like the fact he hasn’t got a fashion beard. I like his open, boringly beautiful boyish face. I like his GI Joe body. I like the kind of slightly goofy characters he plays. I like that he worked in a strip joint before he started… Read More »Channing Tatum – The Modern Male Stripped Bare
Mark Simpson reviews the memoir of Chippendale ‘member’ (Independent on Sunday, 23 Sept 2007) The Chippendales have a lot to answer for. Big hair atop even bigger pecs. Acres of shaved, orange manflesh bordered by white cuffs and red bow-ties. Rictus grins doing high kicks in black bulging Spandex. Medically-dangerous… Read More »Faaaaaab.U.Lous!: How the Chippendales Oiled Up the Male Body