Some posts on the ‘hardcore, 2nd gen metrosexual’ – and his eye-watering exhibitionism.
The second generation of metrosexuals are coming.
And this time it’s hardcore.
Metrodaddy Mark Simpson on the swole evolution of male vanity.
Good things come in pairs. Buttocks, breasts, balls, pecs, Twix – and the Harrison twins.
The irresistible rise of the male glamour model.
The world’s most famous man this week became the first person to pass 250 million followers on Instagram. A milestone in human e-volution.
Mark Simpson goes to BodyPower – the world’s biggest fitness expo – and tries not to stare too much.
Happy, warm, well-oiled memories of Rio
Mark Simpson visits Rome’s Foro Italico, home of Mussolini’s “gay gang-bang in Carrara marble.”
The Olympics in Rio are taking up the starting position, and Team GB gymnast Nile Wilson has dusted his hands with chalk and mounted his pommel horse to warm up and show off his pecs, tris, tatts, abs and obliques. Oh, and advertise Hyperflex jeans.
The sexualisation of the male body probes new, perfectly-rounded depths.
Mark Simpson sits at the feet of ‘The Bona from Verona.
This recent German ad caught my eye.
This animated gif will save you £8 and 109 minutes of disappointment.
Mark Simpson interviewed by Newsweek.
Yours truly interviewed on the back page of yesterday’s LaVanguardia, Catalonia’s main newspaper by Victor Amela – who seemed a very nice chap. (Available in in Castilian and Catalan – the interview was conducted through a very competent translator, but I fear some of my crap puns may not have survived.)
Middle class metrophobia keeps rearing its ugly, anxious head and leaving a really bad smell in the air.
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