A good sadist is hard to find. But I can reveal, a good masochist is even harder to find. Whenever I hear the words, ‘Use me, abuse me, do anything you want with me!’ my heart and my manhood always sinks. Not because I have any problem with the idea… Read More »A Hiding to Nothing: In Defence of Female Masochism
America seems to be pinned between the thrusting theocracy of St Paul and the passive-aggressive pseudo-science of Karl Ulrichs. Not a good look. I understand that many American gays, most of them middle-aged and no longer with hair whorls of their own, are keen to prove they’re an immutable/congenital minority… Read More »Gay Science
The world of straight trade may have long since disappeared from the streets of London but if you still hanker after that lost economy of boisterousness, straight nightclub toilets might be a fruitful place to loiter. Preferably with a line or two of coke (Colombia’s own version of the Gay Bomb).… Read More »Bummed Up The Arse & Overheard At Dinner
‘Most Britons are unhappy with their sex lives’, according to a recent sex survey. Apparently they don’t enjoy it very much (nearly half don’t orgasm every time – and their partners don’t even notice). Most of all, they complain that their ‘busy lifestyles’ mean they don’t have enough time to… Read More »The Crapsex Guide
Why God gave (most) men backbones longer than their penis Once upon a time, becoming a rock star was the only way a young male could be assured of getting free blowjobs from females. This, not private jets or yachts or tax havens or leather trousers is the reason so… Read More »Slick Willy – A Bite-Sized History of Fellatio